I TOLD you not to shake the Andre before you popped it!
I did not cause this, despite ample time in the “wayback” seats. This (impossibly complex and expensive glass) is why I took a pass on buying a Nissan Cube.
FWIW, this is the Mercury version of the Ford wagon in Goldfinger.
[...] says “ooh baby, I am ready to play” like a 1973 Mercury Colony Park. To be historically accurate, it needs a dash compass (to find your way home when you have no [...]