Me: I would like some insurance that is better than “pay a million dollars and get no coverage”* (the utter bullshit George Bush health savings account I currently have)
MMJ HR: Okely dokely
Me: La la la, life is good.
MMJ HR: Guess what? Your individual insurance is not close to affordable for you. Also, we won’t pay for your kids any more. Please deduct $320 from your rent and food budget.
*points Howitzer at own temple*
Karma: *laughs* maybe you can trade your new “weapon” for Ramen noodles.
2 hours of screaming and yelling and bitter negotiations later.
Insurance Lady: With a $10 million deductible and $400 co-pays, your insurance only has to go up by $46 a paycheck to cover everyone.
B.O. on the East Side: Don’t look at me. the teabaggers and dickless Congress fucked you out of any help on this.
Eat a dick, Rush Limbaugh. This is Reason number 417 why Canada is better.
*unless you blow up in a nuclear accident on an orbiting satellite that has been hijacked by Ernst Stavro Blofeld on a Friday in July, 1971.