Now show me your papers… You forgot your papers? Well right this way…Read more "Welcome to Arizona"
Fancy Parking is still the new hotness Arizona law allows cops to piss on the very laws they pretend to enforce in order to enforce the law. Karma: Mindfucking, isn’t it? This clown’s excuse for blocking the sidewalk? Wait for it… DonutsRead more "Fancy Parking"
Hi, I’m Dr. Chris Salvino. I have no original thoughts. Fucking JD Hayworth at least comes up with lies like “Protecting Arizona families.” Even though he is just “protecting” them from manicured lawns, clean pools, tamale stands on the corner, and gay man/horse weddings, it’s at least something. on the other hand, all I could […]Read more "Party of No"
Mother Nature: I like wind Palm trees: Oops. My dead fronds fell down in the middle of the street from all this wind. Lurlene: Oh look. The street is impassable due to a giant stack of dead tree parts. I will move them out of the street, which will provide an ancillary benefit to this […]Read more "Your tax dollars at work"
Why does your sandwich board treat “ET” differently than the rest of “Xenu Koolaid” Is it a shout out to Spielberg or Reese’s Pieces? Is it a secret symbol like the arrow in the FedEx logo? What’s the Answer? Do I have to get in the windowless van to an undisclosed location to find out?Read more "Dear Tom Cruise"
Don’t you want to live in a van down by the river (especially in a town that has no actual rivers to live next to…)? A couple of Questions: Second,Why, if a vehicle, why a VAN with no WINDOWS? Perfect if you’re part of the underground railroad out of Selma, Arizona, or this guy but […]Read more "Matt Foley, Volunteer Minister?"
The Rider on the White Horse 11I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war. 12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no […]Read more "Welcome to Phoenix, Fredo Wang"
Fuckin’ Magnets. How do they work? (No, i won’t “eat a dick for dinner,” btw)Read more "Civilization is Doomed, episode 17"