The Irony is Strong with this one.

Dateline: OMFG early on Saturday, Game Show Network (Whammy, the all new Press Your Luck)

April, you are today's big winner...
Spend a glorious week in Natchez Mississippi at Monmouth Plantation

…a glorious return to the antebellum south…

I just threw up a little in my mouth

This haven of tranquility awaits you to enfold you in luxury, beauty and service

Oh no, you didn't

Yours at the Monmouth Plantation

Host: that trip to Natchez sounds GREAT!!! April: you are so dead, dumbass

Note to self.  Sleep with ESPN on, not GSN from now on.

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Author: Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

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