I am innocent, no matter what that cop on a motorcycle just past the crest of a hill says.

Speed Trap, bike path. We don't fucking care. We'll still get you, Gonzo

Any particular reason you are driving 56 in a 55, boy?

I suppose it could have been worse.  I could be paying “Arizona’s Law Firm” to (not) save my ass.

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