Dear Tom Cruise

Scientology recruitment sign - Free Dianetics Lecture, All Welcome, Wednesday 7 pm
oo… a lecture. It sounds so EDUCATIONAL. And shit.

Why does your sandwich board treat “ET” differently than the rest of “Xenu Koolaid”

Why are only E and T touching, like you and {insert South Park reference?}

Is it a shout out to Spielberg or Reese’s Pieces?

Is it a secret symbol like the arrow in the FedEx logo?

What’s the Answer?  Do I have to get in the windowless van to an undisclosed location to find out?

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