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Don’t you want to live in a van down by the river (especially in a town that has no actual rivers to live next to…)?

something CAN be done about it

Nothing says you’ve made it to Tom Cruise levels of awesome like the short bus

A couple of Questions:

Second,Why, if a vehicle, why a VAN with no WINDOWS?  Perfect if you’re part of the underground railroad out of Selma, Arizona, or this guy

Wanna see my thetans?

but  a “volunteer minister”?  Inquiring minds…

the bad kind of minister

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