“Service is our #1 priority”

Service to our favorite strip club that is. Neither of us gives a shit that you took a cab home. Your Cordoba is soiling our parking lot with its ugliness. That ends now.

service is our #1 priority
yeah you'll get fucked at Christie's but not how you want. Too bad you spent all your cash on strippers and beer. And bribing the bouncer for a table.


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