Dear Tom Cruise

By On · 1 Comment · In Jesus H. Christ
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We already know your volunteer minister Xenumobile has no windows

what's going on back there?

because Sunlight scares the Thetans?

But why, oh why is there a cage inside?

it cojuld be because it carries a buttload of sales brochures...

Remind me not to get too close in the mall parking lots

with all the rhetoric about Phoenix being the kidnap capital of the world, I never connected it with the loons. Until Now.

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  1. Matt Foley, Volunteer Minister? says:
    March 3, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    [...] if a vehicle, why a VAN with no WINDOWS?  Perfect if you’re part of the underground railroad out of Selma, Arizona, or this guy [...]

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