Dear Tom Cruise

We already know your volunteer minister Xenumobile has no windows

what's going on back there?
because Sunlight scares the Thetans?

But why, oh why is there a cage inside?

it cojuld be because it carries a buttload of sales brochures...
Remind me not to get too close in the mall parking lots

with all the rhetoric about Phoenix being the kidnap capital of the world, I never connected it with the loons. Until Now.

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