My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island.Read more "Fantasy Island"
Reason 412: Take this ad to your Century Buick/local Buick dealer for a free test drive of the new 1985 Buick Electra Your local Buick dealer: You’re under 60 Savage Henry: And? Your local Buick dealer: This one in the showroom is our only one SH: And? Your local Buick dealer: Ir will cost us […]Read more "We should have nuked the 1980s"
I think. We welcome talented authors, and in the absence of those sorts of writers, we’ll take anyone with a pulse. So, have at it once more, Henry, you sick bastard pirate/pimp/Vegas smack dealer. Whatever the fuck. I’m sure I won’t be the only WTF, after reading your latest foray into the nuthouse that is […]Read more "Welcome back, Savage Henry"
Once upon a time there were three little girls, or at least there was that one skinny bitch who was like my friend Adrian who went to the Payless Drug Store in Boulder Colorado, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for […]Read more "Mister Brownstone’s Angels"
The George W. Bush MBA school of retail: CVS: Here’s a coupon for a $25 gift card when you transfer or bring in a new prescription. Later… Karma: Here is a crippling headache cluster, like that person from “The Fury” (Not THAT Fury) whose head exploded. Dr. Wikipedia: *googles “OMFG it hurts, but only at […]Read more "We’ll make it up in volume"
Or else Jack Lord is alive and well and living in Arizona Amazing how good it can look when it hasn’t hit a Buick or gone curb surfing.Read more "“It’s like a limo” – Me to 8 Barrel"
These Colors Don’t Run, huh? There are no colors left It’s on your rear window. For the teabag savants who found there way here, the irony is that you only see the message when the car is in front of you. Sometmes it’s stopping, but other times IT’S PULLING AWAY Yellow – the French color […]Read more "What’s Wrong With This Picture?"