Dear Capital One
How about a couple extra dollars?
- Had the card for a couple of years
- Never late
- Paid in full
- Interest from me = money!! Woo hoo!
- A couple car loans too, you bastards
- Uncle Sam and Canon USA would both REALLY love you for it.
- A: Not us.
Thus the answer to “What’s in your Wallet?” is not “money.”
Fuck off. And die