Fuck You, Capital One

Dear Capital One

How about a couple extra dollars?

  • Had the card for a couple of years
  • Never late
  • Paid in full
  • Interest from me = money!!  Woo hoo!
  • A couple car loans too, you bastards
  • Uncle Sam and Canon USA would both REALLY love you for it.

Me

Dear Asshole

  • Who
  • Gives
  • A
  • Fuck?
  • A:  Not us.

Die.

Capital One

Thus the answer to “What’s in your Wallet?” is not “money.”

Fuck off.  And die

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