Fuck You, Capital One

Dear Capital One How about a couple extra dollars? Had the card for a couple of years Never late Paid in full Interest from me = money!!  Woo hoo! A couple car loans too, you bastards Uncle Sam and Canon USA would both REALLY love you for it. Me Dear Asshole Who Gives A Fuck? […]

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Mr. Anderson’s Balls

While searching for a missing kid, Beavis & Butt-head stumble upon a golf game with Mr. Anderson, then follow him around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers. No missing kid and no resale.  Also, they’re not stolen if their abandoned, but otherwise, yeah, that’s Tuesdays with Wink […]

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Me, ca. 1984

The Best Sentence I Have Read All Year | Slog | The Stranger, Seattle’s Only Newspaper. A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

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