Giant Mall: Have some VIP tickets to an early screening of the new Leo movie, Inception.
Harkins:  Yup, you’re on the list
Douchebag at the theater door:  Wait here, while I seat every other person waiting!
Harkins:  *friendly banter*

Later

Douchebag at the theater door: Yup, you’re on the list!

Later

Douchebag at the theater door: You can go in!  Wait!  Does your phone have a camera?!
Me:  Yes, Just.  Like. EVERY PHONE SOLD AT THIS MALL.
Douchebag at the theater door: You can’t bring it in!
Me: Huh?
Douchebag at the theater door: You can run your phones out to your car, across the 120 degree parking lot!
Me: WTF are you talking about?  What if we came on the Bus?
Douchebag at the theater door: It says so right there on the back of your ticket!
Me:  We don’t have tickets.  We won this.
Douchebag at the theater door: It says so right there in the Harkins.com TOS for contests!
Me:  We didn’t go there.  We won these from the MALL.
Douchebag at the theater door: One of you can run the phones back while the other tries to find seats!  We’re overbooked, Mr. VIP!
Me:  Fuck this noise.  Leo is gay and the girl won’t show her tits and CGI bullshit= Inception fail anyway.

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