Giant Mall: Have some VIP tickets to an early screening of the new Leo movie, Inception.
Harkins: Yup, you’re on the list
Douchebag at the theater door: Wait here, while I seat every other person waiting!
Harkins: *friendly banter*
Later
Douchebag at the theater door: Yup, you’re on the list!
Later
Douchebag at the theater door: You can go in! Wait! Does your phone have a camera?!
Me: Yes, Just. Like. EVERY PHONE SOLD AT THIS MALL.
Douchebag at the theater door: You can’t bring it in!
Me: Huh?
Douchebag at the theater door: You can run your phones out to your car, across the 120 degree parking lot!
Me: WTF are you talking about? What if we came on the Bus?
Douchebag at the theater door: It says so right there on the back of your ticket!
Me: We don’t have tickets. We won this.
Douchebag at the theater door: It says so right there in the Harkins.com TOS for contests!
Me: We didn’t go there. We won these from the MALL.
Douchebag at the theater door: One of you can run the phones back while the other tries to find seats! We’re overbooked, Mr. VIP!
Me: Fuck this noise. Leo is gay and the girl won’t show her tits and CGI bullshit= Inception fail anyway.
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