Swerved to avoid hitting a dog, slammed into another car instead. via Exotic Car Crashes, Porsche, Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes.Read more "A likely story…"
How The Hell Did This Car End Up In A Dumpster?.Read more "Fancy Parking gone wrong"
Guy Smacks Toyota While Test-Driving A $1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron.Read more "Eat the rich"
I posted two things from a wordpress widget on Mozilla. Instead of “wow, what awesome content” from readers, I got “there is nothing to save, dumb ass.” Then, when I did a third try, without waiting to create content, It, of course, worked flawlessly. FacepalmRead more "Screw you, “press this”"
Carlsberg Elephant Beer Review | The Brew Club. Ed.: Due to “press this ” completely fucking this up the first two times, I am only going to say: Tastes Like Dumbo Piss.Read more "The waiting is the Hardest Part"
Last weekend marked one year since a shared office became my exclusive domain. Over the next few weeks, I listened to a bunch of bullshit about how little time elapsed between emancipation and SEMA, and how it was more like one weekend, but it was actually three, plus the weekdays in between. All I know […]Read more "What a long, strange trip it’s been…"
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. – A Massachusetts man is facing an assault charge for allegedly hitting a town hall custodian on the back of the head with a roll of toilet paper because he was angry the cleaning man was whistling while he worked. via Toilet paper assault charge to be filed.Read more "Asswipe"
That is the destiny of my cousin’s daughter, Ansel Adams. Eighteen on Tuesday, married on Saturday. Her goal is to be a Proverbs 31 wife. Not a photographer, which is where her passion lies, but Suzy Homemaker, whelping out the younguns and doing the laundry. Oh and ministering with hubby – they sent a letter […]Read more "Sold into slavery"