What’s wrong with this picture?
- 73 in a 65. That’s a $180 ticket, deputy Fife.
- Only one person in the cab. That’s a $350 ticket, deputy Fife.
- What? You are detaining people in the cargo area? That is probable cause to pull a truck over when it’s Mexicans on board.
The very least you can expect in Maricopa County is a seat with a peephole.