Shitcan, meet shitcan.Read more "Redundancy"
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Word From the Birds Blog: Roof closed for “Monday Night Football” Posted by Darren Urban on November 29, 2010 – 2:44 pm The roof at University of Phoenix Stadium tonight will be closed because of cold temperatures. The text from the official release: “Due to the cold front that has brought unseasonably low temperatures and freeze […]Read more "Arizona: We’re afraid of our own weather"
On patrol? No. AZ DPS patrols the freeways. On official business? No, there are no Krispy Kremes near I-10. Dear Joe: FWIW, I was the guy flipping your ass off as you rode in the Tempe Christmas parade ON A FUCKING TANK. Viagra would be cheaper, no? Jesus is speechless with rage, but Santa says […]Read more "What part of “Illegal” don’t you understand, Arpaio?"
In our continuing miniseries of what a difference a year makes, I had all of these this year. Last year I thought I had everything but fire with my girls. Peace was an acceptable substitute. Then the angry texts and calls, demanding our appearance to entertain and accompany. Forced smiles. Joy. Hold on, because now […]Read more "fire. football. feast. family."
1968 buick opel kadett wagon. Not speeding. Not egging. Not spontaneously losing headlight power.Read more "Things that should be dead by now, 8 Barrel edition"
Q: What is a Lancia Beta Zagato?Read more "Alex Trebek: This should have turned to dust 30 years ago"
Annual Monday Loss To The Niners. Dear Michael Bidwill. It’s November. Kurt “I am afraid of the sun” Warner is off dirty dancing. There is no rain in the forecast. It will not be “too hot.” Grow a dick and open the roof, you fuckstain. xxoo Brett Favre P.S. Need a QB?Read more "Open the Goddamned Roof, Michael “penisfree” Bidwill"
Disconnectedly wandering along the sidelines during football games, muttering to yourself about all “those goddamned kids on my lawn” is not, strictly speaking, “coaching.” Tell the truth. You’re just waiting to stick a straw into one of those concussed players. It’s like Ensure for Zombies when their brains get all shook up and mushy. Joe […]Read more "Dear Zombie King"