Circumstances have changed, Jerry

Hold on! No fuckin’ way! You fuckin’ notice this? I got fuckin’ shot! I got fuckin’ shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin’ money; I got shot fuckin’ picking it up. I’ve been up for thirty-six fuckin’ hours! I’m taking’ that fuckin’ car! That fucker’s mine! You fuckin’ asshole!

I know what you’re thinking.  Fargo is the best movie ever, but it isn’t even from this century.  If MessengerPuppet.com existed 8 years before it did, this would be ridiculous but topical.  What took you so long?

My response?  Fuck off.  I didn’t discover the movie until about 2002 or ’03. Why?  Because it sounded like a chick movie – some Lifetime tripe about a woman wronged.

Since I discovered it, I have been looking for a tan Ciera.  Do you have any idea how hard Cieras are to find, 20 years after they were last popular? Then you want to get all “it’s gotta be the right color”?  GM shitboxes do not hold up over the decades without lots of attention that Ciera buyers were generally loath to bestow.

[Also, I know this is a Ciera 2.5 and the movie featured a 1.5.  Again, fuck off.]

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