Her: You must have fucked a hooker in Vegas, because you looked at a cat at the exact same moment I accused you of this bullshit.
Me: It was trying to hump my leg.Me: *walks out*
Her: “I’m not done [blah, blah, blah]…Me: *tries to back 0ut of the carport while the shriekfest howls*Her: …bastard! Don’t come home tonight.”Me: “Fuck you.”
No, not Lurlene. This was a year ago this morning. It only comes up as an anniversary matter, and because recent sad news in Phid’s universe has caused me to take stock of where I am and where I have been.
What a long strange trip…