Playboy’s 2011 Cars of the Year hit the casting couch — Autoblog.

We all know the story, and we’ve all used the line: we read Playboy for the articles. Somehow no one ever takes us seriously, but the fact of the matter is that Playboy is a men’s magazine with a wide readership and articles focusing on everything guys want to read about: sex, sports, politics and yes, even cars.

While you might think that with so many Bunnies hopping around the Mansion, the Volkswagen Rabbit would be the car of choice for Heff and company, they’ve actually put together their own comprehensive best-of selections again for 2011. The winner of the coveted Playboy Car of the Year? None other than the 2011 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG seen above.

OK Fine.  The SLS is mad sexy.  However, do you really expect some sterile tarted-up Viper to top this:

Patty McGuire humping a Chrysler Cordoba Midnight Dodge Charger?

Yes, THAT Patty McGuire