NICK Cave’s latest hit has made him a local hero in his British seaside home town. Cave recently took out a speed camera erected by the Sussex Safer Roads Partnership with his Jaguar.The unscathed Prince of Rock’n'Roll Darkness jokes the pole hit him.”Ahem, it was the fault of the speed camera; it ran into me,” he said.”I have now become a local hero in Brighton because that speed camera has been the bane of everyone’s existence.”But now it has been bent in half and people keep wanting to buy me a pint.”
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