That this list of Ten Cars That Won’t Get You Laid On A First Date does not include every car anything I ever drove. Actually, now that I think about it, the Fury wouldn’t be on this list – at least not always.Read more "I guess I am glad"
Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Sicker then the rest, there is no test But this is what you’re craving Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication lyrics Songwriters: Balzary, Michael Peter; Frusciante, John; Smith, Chad; Kiedis, Anthony;Read more "Californication"
A New Zealand driver has just such a yarn to spin after he was pulled over twice in two years by the same cop. In two different countries. 12,000 miles apart. The Daily Mail reports that the unnamed driver was pulled over by officer Andy Flitton in the UK two years ago and again recently […]Read more "Not me"
It’s hidden in his codpieceRead more "I know the secret of Zardoz"
I am trying to make an infinity loop by updating my Facebook page with the RSS feed from here MessengerPuppet.com.Read more "Hey kids"
in the gutter, natch.Read more "Fredo Wang in Phoenix"
The Metrodome srung a leak and ended its own season.Read more "God hates brett favre"
New Work: Big Ten Conference shitted up logo “The new logo was developed to symbolize the conference’s future, as well as its heritage and tradition of competition,” says Gericke. “Going forward, fans will know The Big Ten will always be the Big Ten.” “The new Big Ten logo provides a contemporary identifying mark unifying twelve outstanding […]Read more "B1G Mistake"
I am here for you, baby. Swedish enlarger pump is on stand by. xxoo baby – A. “Danger” Powers “Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun & I separated a few months ago. Our close family & friends were aware of this.” via Elizabeth Hurley confirms split from husband.Read more "Dear Miss Kensington"
Last weekend was change your picture to a cartoon character. I hadn’t thought about old Hawkman in 40 years. God, he was cool.Read more "Sometimes Facebook is NOT a complete waste"