Not me

Sadly. Somewhere in Monte Carlo, some rich bastard has a harem of Plenty O’Toole’s offering to blow on his dice or anything else he specifies, just because of this new chick magnet. One of the first to receive the car is this lucky customer from Monaco. The car was spotted parked in front of the […]

Pimps and Hos, Mormon Style

Yeah, I know, Mormon and “style” go together like Tom Cruise and Academy Award performance. Or Tom Cruise and sanity. Or Tom Cruise and naked hot chicks.

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What a difference 30 years makes

Then (ca. 1979) Now High school would have been a million percent better if the second one was in my driveway back in the day. Karma: Think again, Mr. Band Geek.

Dear Roger Goodell

A lie? No, creative Enron accounting Hi Roger. What the Fuck are you doing, exactly. First, you announce the roof at Jerryworld will be closed because of what the weather might be like in two weeks. (THAT is bullshit and you know it, because I have told you before.) Now you are going to compound […]

Only in my dreams…

Do I see my old boss, Jonathan J. Shithead, step off a building tens os stories off the ground. I watch him fall, waiting for the bungee cord, but there is none and he knew it before he stepped off. Of course at the last instant the dream… Continued, and the poor bastard splatted into […]

I’m thinking Vincent Black Shadow

or maybe an Eldorado convertible, since it’s Vegas. What Car Would You Drive To Your Ex’s Wedding. The lawyers called her a “high-conflict ex,” but to you she’s your psycho ex. But either way, you’ve put it all behind you, both restraining orders have elapsed, and you’re going to his/her wedding. What car do you […]

Here kitty

Cripley: Let’s go to TC’s for beer and stupidity! Radar: I like beer! Gingerman: We can take my Jeep, because it lacks creature comforts and is prone to tipping! Later Cripley: TC’s was fun! Radar: I like beer! Gingerman: Not tipping my Jeep over counts as a win! Then, alongside a car ahead, there are […]

God Save the Queen

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Gooding Auctions: $30 just to watch? I don’t think so

While I am a sucker for a decent Ferrari or Lamborghini, these two boring dark ones at the Bushwood Scottsdale Gooding auction don’t say $2 million to me. They don’t say, “ooo, my palate is intrigued and my interest is piqued enough to pay $30 to walk around a tent.” They say “Fuck this, where’s […]

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Month: January 2011