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TOP TEN PREDICTIONS FOR 2011

With all the problems the World is facing, it can be unsettling to the mind. However remember God controls the earth, and its outcome, not the devil or political leaders UNLESS WE AGREE WITH THEM.

Here are the top 10 predictions for 2011 that we can all expect to come to pass without fail.

1. The Bible will still have all the answers SO LONG AS YOU DON’T ASK UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS.

2. Prayer will still be the most powerful thing on Earth AFTET WAR, FAMINE, GREED and the other all stars.

3. The Holy Spirit will still move.  FIBER IS NOIT JUST FOR BREAKFAST!

4. God will still honor the praises of His people.  SO HE TAKES COMPLIMENTS.  YAY!

5. There will still be God-anointed preaching. IT WILL STILL BE BORING AND MILITANT AND STUPID AND DELUDED!

6. There will still be singing of praise to God. BY THE TONE DEAF

7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people.  THE REST OF YOU CAN GO TO HELL!

8. There will still be room at the Cross. TO NAIL YOUR ASS UP THERE TOO!

9. Jesus will still love you.  RUSH WON’T, UNLESS YOU’RE A WASP

10. Jesus will still save the lost when they come to Him.  OR THEY COULD BUY A GARMIN OR ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

Isn’t it great To Remember Who Is Really In Control, and that; “the Word of the Lord endures forever.”1 Peter 1:25

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