Pimps and Hos, Mormon Style

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Yeah, I know, Mormon and “style” go together like Tom Cruise and Academy Award performance. Or Tom Cruise and sanity. Or Tom Cruise and naked hot chicks.

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We’ll talk about naked oil baths and special underwear another time.  All you need to know now is that it’s gonna cost extra.

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