Pimps and Hos, Mormon Style

Yeah, I know, Mormon and “style” go together like Tom Cruise and Academy Award performance. Or Tom Cruise and sanity. Or Tom Cruise and naked hot chicks.

1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V Bill Blass Dirty Pirate Hooker 1976 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Huggy Bear

We’ll talk about naked oil baths and special underwear another time.  All you need to know now is that it’s gonna cost extra.

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