Pimps and Hos, Mormon Style

Yeah, I know, Mormon and “style” go together like Tom Cruise and Academy Award performance. Or Tom Cruise and sanity. Or Tom Cruise and naked hot chicks.

1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V Bill Blass

Dirty Pirate Hooker

1976 Cadillac Eldorado convertible

Huggy Bear

We’ll talk about naked oil baths and special underwear another time.  All you need to know now is that it’s gonna cost extra.

  9 comments for “Pimps and Hos, Mormon Style

  1. February 1, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Guess who’s coming to dinner:

    United States Flag Salt Lake City, Utah, United States The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints (216.49.181.128) [Label IP Address] 0 returning visits

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    Feb 1 08:18:28 AM Pimps and Hos, Mormon Style

  2. Joseph Smith
    May 5, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    I had a revelation about this.

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