Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

Dear America

Gas is fucking $3.50 again, now that the oil guys grabbed the House.  Can we please mothball the goddam hummers?  Is your princess so precious and frail she needs a 12 mpg tank to commute to work and get groceries?

This is not Libya.  This is not even Mexico. Stop raising my costs to underwrite your excesses.


4 thoughts on “FUH2

  1. So many wierd people who think hummers are the reason for all the world problems.and they belive it.

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