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Dear America

Gas is fucking $3.50 again, now that the oil guys grabbed the House.  Can we please mothball the goddam hummers?  Is your princess so precious and frail she needs a 12 mpg tank to commute to work and get groceries?

This is not Libya.  This is not even Mexico. Stop raising my costs to underwrite your excesses.



  • Anonymous July 4, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Take your Obama sucking sissy left wing loon self down the road.

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      The Puppet July 4, 2011 at 11:15 pm

      OK, but I can do it at 40 mpg. When If you grow a pair, come back and talk smack with an actual name, Billy Ray.

  • DEWAYNE Hamilton March 8, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    So many wierd people who think hummers are the reason for all the world problems.and they belive it.

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      The Puppet March 12, 2017 at 8:48 am

      They’re not the cause, just a highly visible expression of it. Or at least they were 10+ years ago.


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