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Why does God hate blow jobs?

Today’s bible verse from Buzzkill

For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God. When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye also appear with him in glory. Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For which things’ sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience: In the which ye also walked some time, when ye lived in them. Colossians 3:3-7

In other words, stop fucking.   Getting on your hands and knees is about praying, not BJs and dog style.

Odd that the mother of 14 kids thinks sex is bad.  Maybe because she’s wore out so over it.

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