TigerDirect.com: please enjoy this new Droid X. It’s free! We just need a little info to coordinate with Verizon.
Me: No prob. Free kicks ass.
Verizon: Thank you for changing your email.
Verizon: Your new email is “firstname.lastname@example.org” XXOO
Me: Not for long
Me: *Fixes the internet*
Me: WTF, Verizon?! Tell me it’s probably just an artifact from a past account user’s info.
Verizon: It’s probably just an artifact from a past account user’s info.
Karma: Had you going there for a minute, didn’t I?
Me: Week long teen drama was not enough fucking with me? You HAD to throw a stalker false alarm in? You are one sick bitch,