12 Angry Men

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Jury duty calls.  DUI, where the guy was not driving.  We call that “in actual physical control.”  However, in actual physical control means anything from getting a drunken blowjob sleeping in the car with keys in your pocket to sitting in your living room with a buzz after you drove a car (regardless of when the buzz occurred).

Judge:  Does anyone disagree with AZ DUI laws?
30+ sheep:  *No hands*
Me:  *Hand*

Judge:  Does anyone think actual physical control charges are complete and utter fucking bullshit?
30+ sheep:  *No hands*
Me:  *Hand*

Judge:  Have a Nice day, Mr. Duke

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Author: Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

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