Jersey Shore

comes to the dog park

Salvatore “Big Pussy” Bonpensiero and Goomatta?

Let’s see:

For him

  • track suit
  • wife beater
  • spray on tan
  • ugly dog
  • scowl

For her

  • weather and occasion inappropriate gown
  • plastic inflatable boobs/ass cushion
  • spray on tan
  • ugly dog
  • scowl

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