Big Blue Devil: Little Blue Pill
Why do you only see old guys driving ZR1s? Let’s think about this:
- they cost $100,000+. (Ed.: For insurance.) Old guys have money.
- However. young guys have money, too. (Ed.: until they don’t.)
So maybe it’s not cash. Let’s think some more:
- this one is at CVS
- in development, the car was called the “blue devil.”
- (not the kind that suck)
- its $21,000 supercharged V8engine is blue.
- Viagra is blue
- CVS sells viagra
QED, right? Not so fast, my friend..
It takes an hour for Viagra to kick in. Hookers charge by the hour, if your balls are so blue you go off the map for nookie. A ZR1 has a top speed of 205 mph. If you have the hooker, and pop the pill in the parking lot (with a Red Bull just for laughs and your own supercharging), a full speed blast gets you to the beach in 63 minutes. No candy ass garden variety Ferrari is going to do that. With luck and a tailwind, you only pay for three hours, since the beach part will take all of about 30 seconds.