Big Blue Devil: Little Blue Pill

Why do you only see old guys driving ZR1s?   Let’s think about this:

So maybe it’s not cash.  Let’s think some more:

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

At CVS for what?

QED, right?  Not so fast, my friend..

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

supercharged V8 to get to the Super 8

It takes an hour for Viagra to kick in. Hookers charge by the hour, if your balls are so blue you go off the map for nookie. A ZR1 has a top speed of 205 mph.  If you have the hooker, and pop the pill in the parking lot (with a Red Bull just for laughs and your own supercharging), a full speed blast gets you to the beach in 63 minutes.  No candy ass garden variety Ferrari is going to do that.  With luck and a tailwind, you only pay for three hours, since the beach part will take all of about 30 seconds.

 

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