Q: How long has it been since I went this long without a beer? Not that I’m counting.
Last time it was in the aftermath of Olde English 800 HG after Crazytown “refused” to break up with me when I broke up with her. Yes, WTFWIT? St. Ides or nothing.
This time, it was the fact of drinking Busch Light and boredom with insomnia @ 2 a.m./waking up fuzzy. Plus, all the fucking calories that even copious amounts of fucking don’t burn off.