Alex Trebek: 600 days

Q:  How long has it been since I went this long without a beer?  Not that I’m counting.

Last time it was in the aftermath of Olde English 800 HG after Crazytown “refused” to break up with me when I broke up with her.  Yes, WTFWIT?  St. Ides or nothing.

This time, it was the fact of drinking Busch Light and boredom with insomnia @ 2 a.m./waking up fuzzy.  Plus, all the fucking calories that even copious amounts of fucking don’t burn off.

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