Lowenbrau Dark, Andre Cold Duck and Merit Ultra Lights

Howard's Package Liquor Store Kalamazoo

It’s either what is hiding in my closet where mom won’t find it (or safely hidden in my car), or else Fredo Wang, investing his exit ramp profits in smokes and fancy hooch.  “It’s cheaper than at the Minute Market!”

Via: You Can’t Kill Stupid: Howard’s Package Liquor Store.


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