Is hardly a substitute for a 6 of Stroh’s tall boys, Fredo.  Tiny would agree, if he weren’t dead from double whoppers with cheese.

Just seeing this place (fka Campus Beverage) makes me long for a pack of cheese, some King Ed cigars and a couple quarts of Hamm’s (aka dinner at the Phi Sigma Kappa house).  And setting sterno bums like Fredo on fire to keep warm. (#notintendedasafactualstatement)

Karma:  It’s August.  It’s already warm.
Me:  so is Fredo atm.