Dad, check out this “Friday” song!
This is a Ferrari 458. 562 HP. 0-60 in 3.2 sec. $245,000 if you can find one..
In this car is a passenger.
Is the passenger vogueing for passers by – or I should say those passed by? No.
Is the passenger videotaping ridiculous hooning? No.
Is the passenger simply soaking in every sound, every smell, every g-force, every scenery blurring by?No. The passenger is texting. “Yo, Angry Birds Rio has monkeys, dude!”
Western civilization has declined and fell. We just don’t want to admit it.
Faster Dad, I only have 1 bar.
There’s an app for that
