Just another fall Sunday in Phoenix. What to do? Call clients nad head to the clubs!
Bombshells seems like a good idea!

Bombshells: Lawyers with money? Why would we want to sell you beers and lap dances?
Us: OK then! We can certainly afford not giving you any money!Us: Let’s go to the club by the office! It’s bound to be cheaper! We can always crash in the parking lot!
BandAids: We like money! We have beer and skank to sell!
Us: Yay!

Later:
Us: The beer is a fail!
Us: The dancers make us think of WalMart shoppers!
Us: There’s no “band” here! The other half of the name is a likelihood, however!Us: Let’s go to the circus

Bourbon Street: We have VIP areas with VIP pricing and VIP “access”!
Clients: For everything else, there’s MasterCard!
Jack: Corporate card for the win!
Us: This won’t end well!
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