Blow Shit Up

1961-1991+ – The Chapter:  Come join.  We own our own house.  We’re not on shitty fraternity village drive.   We’re better than that!  You’ll get laid constantly here. Karma:  No you won’t (there), but you’ll sure try. Later: Karma:  Ok, after 5 years of relentless drunken leg humping, I guess it is OK But I […]

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What Took You So Long?

  Dear Jesus Freaks: I stumbled upon this bit of “god wants girls to stay virgins until they are barefoot and pregnant in their arranged family courtship marriages” when i was looking for Ferraris and teacher porn. In their “Statement of Faith” these folks insist that. The Bible is the inspired, inerrant Word of God, […]

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Parnelli Jones Wept

Mustang Boss 302S with VIN 001 crashes on the track. Ford says it will build only 50 copies of the Mustang Boss 302S, a track-only demon that we’ve called the greatest track-day Mustang ever. The very first copy off the assembly line met the walls — and hopefully not its end — at the Mid-Ohio […]

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A 12 of Falstaff

Campus Beverage/Munchie Mart Kalamazoo
Mister, will you do me a favor?

Is hardly a substitute for a 6 of Stroh’s tall boys, Fredo.  Tiny would agree, if he weren’t dead from double whoppers with cheese.

Just seeing this place (fka Campus Beverage) makes me long for a pack of cheese, some King Ed cigars and a couple quarts of Hamm’s (aka dinner at the Phi Sigma Kappa house).  And setting sterno bums like Fredo on fire to keep warm. (#notintendedasafactualstatement)

Karma:  It’s August.  It’s already warm.
Me:  so is Fredo atm.

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