Cop: Sir, that shirt means either you’re gay or a hippy or both. Russell Pearce thanks you to get the fuck out of whitebread Mormontown at your earliest convenience, which would need to be right this goddamn second.
Cop: Too late
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Hi kids!. I’m so much more than a tube sock. I write words and stuff. Not a fan of bleach or teenage kid feet.