How to Pick Up Girls

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Fredo Wang, suave and debonair and surprisingly conscious for 8 a.m.
  1. Put on your Sunday best.
  2. If you want to meet a classy girl, go where they are likely to be found.
  3. Choose a time when the numbers work in your favor, and when the workday is done and its time for them to cut loose a little.
  4. Buy them exotic drinks that reflect your good taste and sophistication.
  5. Regale them with tales of your fabulous and exciting life.
  6. Wake up from dreaming you have a chance with alive human females, search “goatfucking” on Craigslist, make the call and pray that this time, it’s not a cop on the other end of your weekend entertainment.

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