If you want to meet a classy girl, go where they are likely to be found.
Choose a time when the numbers work in your favor, and when the workday is done and its time for them to cut loose a little.
Buy them exotic drinks that reflect your good taste and sophistication.
Regale them with tales of your fabulous and exciting life.
Wake up from dreaming you have a chance with alive human females, search “goatfucking” on Craigslist, make the call and pray that this time, it’s not a cop on the other end of your weekend entertainment.
Hi kids!. I'm so much more than a tube sock. I write words and stuff. Not a fan of bleach or teenage kid feet.