The Decline and Fall of Western Civilization, Part 4,312

Drive By Shootings™: Uncle Bob, What THE Hell Were You Thinking?

What the hell was wrong with us in the late 70s?

• Disco. (Ugly fake music.)
• Leisure suits. (Ugly plastic clothes)
• Facelifts and boob jobs. (Fake looks and plastic body parts for ugly souls.)

And this – the Cadillac Seville v. 2.0 (introduced for MY1980)

• fake rims
• Fake engines – up to 145 hp from your choice of innocuous corporate engines, or the famed fake diesel (converted from a gas 350) or V8/6/4
• fake leather inside (eventually leading to the term “leather seating surfaces,” instead of “leather seats”)
• Fake convertible roof (thank the 1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V for making this seem OK)
• and finally – Fakeass fake Daimler fake trunk.