Best Escort Ever

Posted on October 13, 2011November 11, 2013 by The Puppet

Mercury Topaz

Topaz, as in a disquieting color of urine, not as in gem

Kinda like how an Oldsmobile Starfire is the best Vega ever.

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Hi kids!. I'm so much more than a tube sock. I write words and stuff. Not a fan of bleach or teenage kid feet.