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By Gonzo di Dottore On December 16, 2011 · Add Comment · In Drive By Shootings

You’re doing it wrong, Fredo

Worst Mark V Ever

to wit:

white? No accent color at least?
No fake convertible roof? No vinyl roof?
Dinner plate wheel covers? Even the Lincoln I drunk-bought did better
Headlight covers are a fail. FOAD.

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