The Zombie Apocalypse Begins

By On · 1 Comment · In Football Is God
moments after stepping on his own dick
Zombie Overlord

I, for one, welcome our new Zombie Overlord

Fired Penn State coach Joe Paterno dead at 85 – Yahoo! News.

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — Joe Paterno, the longtime Penn State coach who won more games than anyone in major college football but was fired amid a child sex abuse scandal that scarred his reputation for winning with integrity, died Sunday. He was 85.

Tagged with → •  
Share →

One Response to The Zombie Apocalypse Begins

  1. George Romero says:
    January 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    All hail the king. He’s been with us for 10 years; now it’s official. Brains and entrails for everyone!

Leave a Reply

Author

Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant. It's hard to tell sometimes. [He's not a real doctor, dumbass.]

Visit Authors Website →

Switch to our mobile site

%d bloggers like this: