pedestrian? amphibian?Read more "Walk like a(n)"
You’re lastRead more "If you ain’t First"
All black isn’t flashy, but it beats looking like douche.Read more "Sometimes less is more"
You can’t do anything involving a car without some rich boy showing up… Expecting the heavens to part on his arrival… then get pissed and speed off in a hail of gravel over-revved Italian goodness Thanks for the drive by, brah. By the way, the black roof looks like shit – too bad you paid […]Read more "Supercar Run: High School Never Ends"
Thursdays are for pictures of naked chicks in man shirts. This is probably where i get it, LurleneRead more "Miss Vicky"
Everything you need to know about the Mesa GOP Debate: Santorum likes his fudge kisses on the mouth. Also, Newt is fat, and Ron Paul is Dobby without the whole “magic wand” thing. (Which is why Mitt and Santorum paired up him) Four candidates:Read more "The Santorum Splatter Report"
It’s like this, sortaRead more "Spreading Santorum"
Rick Santorum is in town to spread his message. Or something. Rick Santorum: Building a bridge to the 13th Century (when buggery was still legal in America). Splatter report to follow tomorrow.Read more "Spread your cheeks"