Spread your cheeks

Rick Santorum is in town to spread his message.  Or something.

Rick Santorum:  Building a bridge to the 13th Century (when buggery was still legal in America).  Splatter report to follow tomorrow.

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Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die 


  1 comment for “Spread your cheeks

  1. February 23, 2012 at 9:54 am

    I <3 the fudge. What's Rick's official position? I'm guessing bottom. Hah!

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