Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die
Rick Santorum is in town to spread his message. Or something.
Rick Santorum: Building a bridge to the 13th Century (when buggery was still legal in America). Splatter report to follow tomorrow.