The Santorum Splatter Report

Mitt Romney

Everything you need to know about the Mesa GOP Debate:

Plant one right here, Fudgesicle.  – PHOTO: AZCENTRAL.COM

Also, Newt is fat, and Ron Paul is Dobby without the whole “magic wand” thing. (Which is why Mitt and Santorum paired up him)

  • Four candidates:
3 balls between them – PHOTO: AZCENTRAL.COM
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Author: Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

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