The Santorum Splatter Report

Posted on by The Puppet

Everything you need to know about the Mesa GOP Debate:

Plant one right here, Fudgesicle.  – PHOTO: AZCENTRAL.COM

Also, Newt is fat, and Ron Paul is Dobby without the whole “magic wand” thing. (Which is why Mitt and Santorum paired up him)

  • Four candidates:
3 balls between them – PHOTO: AZCENTRAL.COM

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