longer trailer

I finally saw this movie just last night.  I had seen it on network TV before, but this time it was on HBO and uncut. Wow!

10 in four words: tits are an eleven
Some other thoughts:

1. I know I didn’t see it uncut before, because I was constantly surprised by all the naked “broads.” You don’t forget that.
2. Dudley Moore is the same guy as always – Davy Jones all grown up.  Sadly, now I sort of identify with George Webber, instead of wanting to take his place in the casita (Ed.: to be clear, I would bone her, but she needs to not talk).
3. Julie Andrews is not sexy, in the same way as Ellen DeGeneres and Jody Foster are not sexy – with a man. Or in the same way that my grandmas are not sexy (Ed.: not merely because THEY ARE CURRENTLY DEAD). It might be the butch haircut that lasts for 40 years (like a pony tail); it might be the stain of Mary Poppins prudishness that just won’t abate.
4. We’ve learned a lot about filming sexy time in the last 30 years
5. Jenny Miles is not sexy, in a “dumb broad” sort of way – i.e., as so0n as she starts talking.  Bo Derek was a great actress, because of all the nudity.  (In college, Bolero references will not get you laid any more than Animal House ones.)
6. Dee Wallace was sexier, and a smarter, more real character.
7. Bo Derek should just shut up and be naked.  See Tarzan the Ape Man, every other goddam movie she was in, her NRA speeches, etc.
8. 1970s scotch glasses/portions are friggin huge.
9. Do they still call it Grass? (Man?)
10. That poor Corniche.  At least it was done in by a FURY
11. Tits.  Jesus God, tits.