When you’re out of Natty Light and Night Train, no ordinary grocery getter will get you to the
liquor grocery store in the style to which you are accustomed, unless you roll up in this: 1977 Dodge Aspen “Special Edition.” We know it’s special:
- 1/2 yellow, 1/2 red to
confuse eyewitnessesfit your usual two moods: drunk and other.
- All the cool kids roll in those rims. They’re
- plenty of room for you and the hoodrats, without the trouble and expense of hourly hotel bills.
“Special Edition”? I am reminded of this.