Fredo Wang: Lowrider

When you’re out of Natty Light and Night Train, no ordinary grocery getter will get you to the liquor grocery store in the style to which you are accustomed, unless you roll up in this:  1977 Dodge Aspen “Special Edition.”  We know it’s special:

  • 1/2 yellow, 1/2 red to confuse eyewitnesses fit your usual two moods: drunk and other.
  • All the cool kids roll in those rims.  They’re orphans massively popular.
  • plenty of room for you and the hoodrats, without the trouble and expense of hourly hotel bills.
Dodge Aspen "Special Edition" lowrider

If you squint, it might be a Nova

Dodge Aspen "Special Edition" lowrider

All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight…

Dodge Aspen "Special Edition" lowrider

“Special Edition” or “New Formula”?

“Special Edition”?  I am reminded of this.

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Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die 

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  4 comments for “Fredo Wang: Lowrider

  1. Rhetoric Raiser
    July 1, 2012 at 6:47 am

    how much traffic you receiving?? would you sell your site?

    • Profile photo of Gonzo di Dottore
      July 1, 2012 at 8:57 am

      check the link at the bottom of the page. I would sell the URL for the right price, but not the content (except for photo licensing).

  2. Great Gary
    July 26, 2012 at 2:15 am

    i hate google

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