I got this.
Opie, before the shitstorm of death took him
to CMU on a fraternity roadtrip. A 1987 Buick Century, obvs. Just don’t mention that mysterious dent that showed up Sunday morning.Read more "What to drive"
Sorry. No names, to protect my ass from getting sanctioned. It goes a little bit like this: August 2005: Me: This “marriage” is a fail. Sorry. So long and thanks for all the fish. Her: I’ll take the kids and your check. You keep the house because it costs more. You keep the critters, because […]Read more "F*** you, Man"
Maybe you’d do better googling “Richard Gere gerbil” for your anal curiosities. Department Of Homeland Security (188.8.131.52) [Label IP Address] 0 returning visits Springfield, Virginia, United States (No referring link) Sep 21 07:05:31 AM www.google.com — back door manImage Search Sep 21 07:05:44 AM Back Door, Man | Messenger PuppetRead more "TMI, Janet"
It’s also a major stretch to characterize a statement put out by embassy staff as an official Obama administration response. Especially when it was put out before the events in question, but even otherwise. Embassy staffs don’t issue the first official responses to events of national importance. You want to know what the official Obama […]Read more "Fudge Happens"
We’re here to nominate a president, and I’ve got one in mind. I want to nominate a man whose own life has known its fair share of adversity and uncertainty. A man who ran for president to change the course of an already weak economy and then just six weeks before the election, saw it […]Read more "Don’t Fuck With Bubba"
“I can see Canadia from several of my penthouses” – Willard Mitt-ens “fudge” Rmoney RomneyRead more "Words of Wisdom from Willard"